Sandquaflab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust centaur.

Sandquaflab created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandquaflab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sandquaflab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sandquaflab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sandquaflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always store melons above ground.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never adorn your feet with pink markings.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.