Popsigvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud capybara.

Popsigvid created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Popsigvid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popsigvid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Popsigvid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Popsigvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.