Flydimlop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless walrus.

Flydimlop created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flydimlop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flydimlop, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flydimlop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Flydimlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.