Kimgodhan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane crow.

Kimgodhan created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimgodhan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimgodhan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kimgodhan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kimgodhan's Holy Commandments

1. Kimgodhan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Kimgodhan eight times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.