Hudmetcun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured newt.

Hudmetcun created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudmetcun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudmetcun, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hudmetcun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hudmetcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in autumn.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Never gather three gulls in one place.

4. Never mix corn with blood.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.