Hindadyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, amazing butterfly.

Hindadyarl created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hindadyarl, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hindadyarl, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hindadyarl's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hindadyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.