Jopwitvog Binfetsid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, smart wolf.

Jopwitvog Binfetsid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jopwitvog Binfetsid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jopwitvog Binfetsid, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jopwitvog Binfetsid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jopwitvog Binfetsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.