Fodwegflow is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, deceitful pig.

Fodwegflow created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodwegflow, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodwegflow, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fodwegflow's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fodwegflow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Fodwegflow on top of important buildings.

2. Never paint your neck mauve.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Never mix cherries with blood.

5. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.