Fubdubmat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish hydra.

Fubdubmat created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdubmat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubdubmat, she will curse you with boils.

Fubdubmat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fubdubmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Fubdubmat must be the most important thing in your life.