Hitnaklop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable dragon.

Hitnaklop created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hitnaklop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hitnaklop, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hitnaklop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hitnaklop's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in winter.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.