Genvenapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish goat.

Genvenapp created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genvenapp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Genvenapp, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Genvenapp's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Genvenapp's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Genvenapp.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing magenta stockings and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Always look after injured snakes.