Migdutgid Futdot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident raven.

Migdutgid Futdot created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migdutgid Futdot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migdutgid Futdot, she will turn you into a mole.

Migdutgid Futdot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Migdutgid Futdot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed strawberries to mice while wearing white shorts.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.