Henyarllisthatlab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, duplicitous cobra.

Henyarllisthatlab created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Henyarllisthatlab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Henyarllisthatlab, it will turn you into a plant.

Henyarllisthatlab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Henyarllisthatlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Always help grasshopers.