Garfidkab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, charitable raven.

Garfidkab created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garfidkab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Garfidkab, she will laugh at you.

Garfidkab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Garfidkab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Do not study archaea on holy days.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.