Pinkapneg Dibdossraw Komlapsat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow meerkat.

Pinkapneg Dibdossraw Komlapsat created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinkapneg Dibdossraw Komlapsat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pinkapneg Dibdossraw Komlapsat, it will torture you forever.

Pinkapneg Dibdossraw Komlapsat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pinkapneg Dibdossraw Komlapsat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.