Bafstragnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, self-confident skunk.

Bafstragnan created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafstragnan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bafstragnan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bafstragnan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bafstragnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to shrews while wearing red trousers.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.