San is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless grasshopper.

San created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in San, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in San, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

San's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

San's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt frogs.