Gidfitgen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome goose.

Gidfitgen created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidfitgen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gidfitgen, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gidfitgen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gidfitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

2. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

3. Always share apples with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about fire.