Bumwab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish snake.

Bumwab created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumwab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bumwab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bumwab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bumwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never paint your chest indigo.