Listsigdogpodyiktikcapnig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair dragonfly.

Listsigdogpodyiktikcapnig created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listsigdogpodyiktikcapnig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listsigdogpodyiktikcapnig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Listsigdogpodyiktikcapnig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Listsigdogpodyiktikcapnig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat coconuts on holy days.