Wiphasgat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish chinchilla.

Wiphasgat created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiphasgat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wiphasgat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wiphasgat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wiphasgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. Do not take Wiphasgat's name in vain.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.