Vegripbast is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient mouse.

Vegripbast created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegripbast, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegripbast, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vegripbast's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vegripbast's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three bats approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.