Vonkbesscemgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain chicken.

Vonkbesscemgon created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbesscemgon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vonkbesscemgon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vonkbesscemgon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vonkbesscemgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.