Cunbonarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful frog.

Cunbonarn created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbonarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cunbonarn, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cunbonarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cunbonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cunbonarn.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. You must love Cunbonarn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to music.