Dutbunsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unselfish eagle.

Dutbunsig created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbunsig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dutbunsig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dutbunsig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dutbunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Do not make images of living things.