Zigzaksad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing slug.

Zigzaksad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigzaksad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zigzaksad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zigzaksad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zigzaksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Zigzaksad loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. You must pray to Zigzaksad four times a day.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Zigzaksad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.