Wonrotsid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective weasel.

Wonrotsid created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonrotsid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wonrotsid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wonrotsid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wonrotsid's Holy Commandments

1. Wonrotsid loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Put Wonrotsid first in all things.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.