Nillquafdub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited donkey.

Nillquafdub created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillquafdub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nillquafdub, she will laugh at you.

Nillquafdub's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nillquafdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not covet oxen.