Wigviddub is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm chicken.

Wigviddub created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigviddub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wigviddub, it will destroy your home planet.

Wigviddub's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wigviddub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Wigviddub four times a day.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Always help sick cats.