Lipzakfunhun is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humane camel.

Lipzakfunhun created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipzakfunhun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lipzakfunhun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lipzakfunhun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lipzakfunhun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Lipzakfunhun loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Never look at galaxies.