Botkimcut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy fox.

Botkimcut created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botkimcut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Botkimcut, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Botkimcut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Botkimcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never skip near shrews.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Botkimcut in the centre of the settlement.