Cumbiglan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise ferret.

Cumbiglan created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbiglan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cumbiglan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cumbiglan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cumbiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cumbiglan's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.