Ziglanfat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent frog.

Ziglanfat created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziglanfat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ziglanfat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ziglanfat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ziglanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not name children after ants.