Dimflamquam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying spider.

Dimflamquam created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimflamquam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dimflamquam, it will turn you into a duck.

Dimflamquam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dimflamquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Run away if four horses approach from the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.