Wonbonksig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome meerkat.

Wonbonksig created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbonksig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wonbonksig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wonbonksig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wonbonksig's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during summer.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always wash your face before prayer.

5. Always remove trousers before touching titanium.