Narbestxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient toad.

Narbestxuc created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Narbestxuc, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narbestxuc, she will not care at all.

Narbestxuc's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Narbestxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never jump in the presence of tapirs.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing violet shirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.