Dodbinkin Jonnurlhit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable gorilla.

Dodbinkin Jonnurlhit created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dodbinkin Jonnurlhit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodbinkin Jonnurlhit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dodbinkin Jonnurlhit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dodbinkin Jonnurlhit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. You must love Dodbinkin Jonnurlhit.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Do not listen to music.