Rullrakomin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust crow.

Rullrakomin created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullrakomin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullrakomin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rullrakomin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rullrakomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Rullrakomin loves birds, so they must be honoured.