Hubkabbiss is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid
guinea pig.
Hubkabbiss created the universe eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hubkabbiss, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Hubkabbiss, he will turn you into a plant.
Hubkabbiss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Hubkabbiss' Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never talk about spacetime near birds while wearing fawn shorts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your face.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not take Hubkabbiss' name in vain.