Wabortflan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witless horse.

Wabortflan created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabortflan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wabortflan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wabortflan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wabortflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing violet shorts and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.