Wadquamdadhontap Govlibneg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet fox.

Wadquamdadhontap Govlibneg created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadquamdadhontap Govlibneg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadquamdadhontap Govlibneg, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wadquamdadhontap Govlibneg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wadquamdadhontap Govlibneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not stand on grass.