Vagbuszan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fast naga.

Vagbuszan created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Vagbuszan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vagbuszan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Vagbuszan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vagbuszan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vagbuszan first in all things.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never talk about fire.