Vidbonkrenmat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent fish.

Vidbonkrenmat created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbonkrenmat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidbonkrenmat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vidbonkrenmat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vidbonkrenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing blue corsets and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Vidbonkrenmat loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.