Vannullap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered octopus.

Vannullap created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vannullap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vannullap, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vannullap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vannullap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Vannullap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Do not drink alcohol.