Flabtiglin Tikvinbun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical centipede.

Flabtiglin Tikvinbun created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flabtiglin Tikvinbun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabtiglin Tikvinbun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flabtiglin Tikvinbun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flabtiglin Tikvinbun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never travel toward the west during summer.

4. Retreat if eight cats approach from the north.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.