Sakbossan Tenhotnad Miffatbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking raven.

Sakbossan Tenhotnad Miffatbiss created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sakbossan Tenhotnad Miffatbiss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sakbossan Tenhotnad Miffatbiss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sakbossan Tenhotnad Miffatbiss' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sakbossan Tenhotnad Miffatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near pigs while wearing brown ear rings and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.