Wipkanveg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless manatee.

Wipkanveg created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipkanveg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipkanveg, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wipkanveg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wipkanveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.