Zodmankon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy shrew.

Zodmankon created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodmankon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zodmankon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zodmankon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Zodmankon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not hurt birds.