Yakfarhad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast seal.

Yakfarhad created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakfarhad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yakfarhad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yakfarhad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yakfarhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.