Hantargdub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful penguin.

Hantargdub created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hantargdub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hantargdub, it will not invite you to parties.

Hantargdub's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hantargdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Run away from gray frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hantargdub.

4. Never touch oil while clean.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing red ear rings.