Fligdussin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy coyote.

Fligdussin created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligdussin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fligdussin, she will turn you into a worm.

Fligdussin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fligdussin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help turtles.