Budhubmab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless cat.

Budhubmab created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budhubmab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Budhubmab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Budhubmab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Budhubmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Worship no other gods but Budhubmab.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.