Pinbutcid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful dragon.

Pinbutcid created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbutcid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pinbutcid, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pinbutcid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pinbutcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never feed cherries to badgers while wearing turquoise shoes.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Pinbutcid on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.