Dinkikminkomyakbinneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, uncaring crab.

Dinkikminkomyakbinneg created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinkikminkomyakbinneg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinkikminkomyakbinneg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dinkikminkomyakbinneg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dinkikminkomyakbinneg's Holy Commandments

1. Dinkikminkomyakbinneg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about spacetime near snakes while wearing brown dresses.