Gemnanflykik Flanboghas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, happy mole.

Gemnanflykik Flanboghas created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnanflykik Flanboghas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gemnanflykik Flanboghas, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gemnanflykik Flanboghas' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gemnanflykik Flanboghas' Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Put Gemnanflykik Flanboghas first in all things.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.