Basslogbem is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented goose.

Basslogbem created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Basslogbem, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Basslogbem, he will boil you in a big pot.

Basslogbem's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Basslogbem's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Basslogbem.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide if six moths approach from the north.

5. Basslogbem loves mice, so they must be respected.