Manlegbun Koparpapp Dungutpod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever horse.

Manlegbun Koparpapp Dungutpod created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manlegbun Koparpapp Dungutpod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Manlegbun Koparpapp Dungutpod, she will think nothing of it.

Manlegbun Koparpapp Dungutpod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Manlegbun Koparpapp Dungutpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Manlegbun Koparpapp Dungutpod.