Dinlibgemxendim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident goose.

Dinlibgemxendim created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinlibgemxendim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinlibgemxendim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dinlibgemxendim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dinlibgemxendim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Worship no other gods but Dinlibgemxendim.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Retreat if seven ants approach from the south.