Bossjinflab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking bee.

Bossjinflab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossjinflab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bossjinflab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bossjinflab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bossjinflab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Bossjinflab loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Bossjinflab's name in vain.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.