Rulweedoss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise lion.

Rulweedoss created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Rulweedoss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulweedoss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rulweedoss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rulweedoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never sing in the presence of moths.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not travel during autumn.