Garkarfod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust slug.

Garkarfod created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garkarfod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Garkarfod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Garkarfod's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Garkarfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never prepare aubergines during summer.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Garkarfod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mention tapirs.