Fabdadgen Linkanpib Hivanwotrutnulwad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless swallow.

Fabdadgen Linkanpib Hivanwotrutnulwad created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabdadgen Linkanpib Hivanwotrutnulwad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabdadgen Linkanpib Hivanwotrutnulwad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fabdadgen Linkanpib Hivanwotrutnulwad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fabdadgen Linkanpib Hivanwotrutnulwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.