Tailkiklegrill Neggutlat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical wyrm.

Tailkiklegrill Neggutlat created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailkiklegrill Neggutlat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailkiklegrill Neggutlat, it will turn you into a mole.

Tailkiklegrill Neggutlat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tailkiklegrill Neggutlat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Tailkiklegrill Neggutlat on top of important buildings.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always help sick seals.