Sadhotbad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous hedgehog.

Sadhotbad created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Sadhotbad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadhotbad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sadhotbad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sadhotbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Do not prepare rice while wearing trousers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Sadhotbad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.