Cisstargyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving deer.

Cisstargyarl created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cisstargyarl, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cisstargyarl, it will turn you into a rock.

Cisstargyarl's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cisstargyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near cats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never adorn your arms with indigo markings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.